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Remembering The Lost


The following is a letter I wrote when I had to let go of a very important and enjoyable part of my life. I was just feeling like I missed it all so I pulled up the letter.

Here:

Dear Boobs,

Thanks so much for all the wonderful years of service. You were always
on time, courteous, well dressed, well stocked, and gave your all 100%
of the time. You took the hard times with class and grace and never
gave up even when I couldnt afford to pay you. You are a very dedicated
member of my body.

Im just sorry to say that i have to let you go now. I no longer will be
needing your services but will keep your resume in my files so i can
call on you in the future if a position opens.

I have enjoyed having your specialty services on my body. If you have
any other talents to share, please submit a new resume to me detailing
this new information.

thank you sincerely,

Your body

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  • Melissa August 28th, 2009 at 10:21 am #1

    I miss it too! Phoenix still asks for Booby sometimes and tries to pull up my shirt. It’s been a couple of months since I weaned him. I really like the way you wrote this!

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