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First thank you for clicking the about me section. Since I do enjoy writing I must find myself to be one spectacularly interesting person and therefore you feed my HUGE ego just by clicking that little tab and reinforcing how wonderful I must be.  I have heard it said of those of us who like to write or those that are well skilled in writing, that we must have huge ego’s to think that what we have to say is so important that it’s appropriate to forcefully thrust our musings upon others.

Yeah well shit maybe we are that fucking important. Sheesh, I need to write to feel complete and yes having others read my writing helps to complete the process.   I suppose we could go about thinking ourselves  extraordinarily special or just that we have found a way of communicatin

g that fills our human desire to connect with others.  I know for me it’s a stepping stone to myself that was forced to be left behind as a child, so I am now picking it up and placing back on the path of my life.

Now on with the information of who the hell I am.

Lets start with the most important thing about me. I have great tits.

I am for the most part best described as a hot tempered red headed pirate with the constant heart of a hippie, loving every person in the world even those who have harmed me.  I was born with the even keeled ability to (eventually) forgive all and see beyond my own selfish needs in a situation and see the universal big picture.  I am open and always interested in human kind and our ever evolving hearts and minds.  I love people from all walks of life and if I act like I don’t love you, then I need to talk more with you I’m sure.  For me understanding or at bear minimum conceptualizing is loving. I believe we are all one in this big beau

tiful mess of a world.

Now the pirate part of me comes in when I have not taken a moment to relax and refresh my senses or if I have had a bit too much of the drink.   I can say I have learned after 33 years to temper my drinking with water  and always surround myself with those who will understand me and protect me.  The days of childishly ending up in a bar brawl are over for me, unless I find it needed to progress my self evolution, then sure I may end up in a brawl with some scary hag who also is needing a good ass woopin’, but I digress that is just a possibility I share to let you know I realize I am not perfect and I’m cool with the curve balls life chucks my way.  The other “pirate” parts of my include using some of the most colorfully fun foul language in pretty much any setting, covering my body in artwork and piercings, belching, farting, taking what I want, being bold and fully lacking any sense of shame for anything I have or will do.

As for general stuff that describes the life I live right now.

I am a 33 yr old Christian Wife and Mother.  I live an average life, I don’t struggle with much beyond the demons planted in my head as a child.  I have a husband and 4 chil

dren. (a detailed post/tab will be put about them soon).

I like drinking beer

I like taking my dog to the dog park sneaking a beer or two and kicking back enjoying my hairy child.

I am big into the natural side of things.  Homeopaths over dr.’s……Chiropractors over medications…..boobs over bottles…….home birthing over hospital birthing……..accepting all over being a judgmental bigoted asshole……ya know stuff like that.

I love going to a good loud show in garden bar or an outside arena.  I dislike being closed in.

I enjoy raising my kids,eating,drinking(BEER),screwing,walking,riding my bike, working out, headbanging, moshing, blasting loud punk/rock/cuntry(yes I meant to spell it that way)/and OLD rap music in my red hot mini van till the windows shake, helping people, being asked for help, making people laugh, hanging with my friends, researching things I don’t know, understanding others, and doing good

wherever I can.

last but not least and shit I’m sure there is more……I’m always told how long winded I am. I have been told that since I was 2yrs old.

Me working out on the x-bike.

For all my natural lovin’ I love to dye my hair some un-natural color.

So love me or hate me or just not give a shit about it’s all good. If you stick around I look forward to knowing you…..because I really do care to.