Remembering The Lost
Posted: August 26, 2009 at 12:25 am | Tags: boobs, letting go, milk, moving on, new adventures await, parenting, yum yumThe following is a letter I wrote when I had to let go of a very important and enjoyable part of my life. I was just feeling like I missed it all so I pulled up the letter.
Here:
Dear Boobs,
Thanks so much for all the wonderful years of service. You were always
on time, courteous, well dressed, well stocked, and gave your all 100%
of the time. You took the hard times with class and grace and never
gave up even when I couldnt afford to pay you. You are a very dedicated
member of my body.
Im just sorry to say that i have to let you go now. I no longer will be
needing your services but will keep your resume in my files so i can
call on you in the future if a position opens.
I have enjoyed having your specialty services on my body. If you have
any other talents to share, please submit a new resume to me detailing
this new information.
thank you sincerely,
Your body
