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Judgy McJudgerson


On the playground

Miss Scaredy Pants Mom:

“no don’t do that, you can’t do that, your too small. Don’t you know you just can’t do that. Your not big enough, No….NO…..NO…..NO”  Repeat this same sort of thing OVER and OVER for 10 straight minutes.

In line to return something

“Miss Know it all to her companion:

” Yeah I have to return this shirt, I won’t dare try something on HERE….ewww, I was surprised they even carried a brand like this, suppose it serves me right for shopping here though they probably got all the misshapen items to be cheaper. “

(SHE TAKES A DEEP BREATH)

“Can you believe Helen brought that man to the BBQ last night, she just met him and she was already slow dancing with him.  I would never do thaaaat…ughhh.  She is too old to be acting like a young school girl.  She has no class.  That man is going to take her for a ride for sure.That is exactly why I just don’t date anymore, they are all liars and users.”

(SHE TAKES A DEEP BREATH)

“My sister says she is going to send her kids to public school.  I tried to tell her what a huge mistake that was but she just kept saying how expensive private school is and they are barely scraping by. Oh sure they are scraping by, I saw they bought a new boat for when they go camping…..maybe they should just sell that boat and one of there cars and they could do right by those kids and send them to a proper school. I’m so glad I don’t have kids, but if i did I sure wouldn’t screw them up like she is. You know you have to make certain sacrifices if you want to be a good parent.”

(SHE TAKES A DEEP BREATH)

“I saw this lady in the store the other day. She had this brat screaming in her cart pulling everything off the shelves. I was so pleased to see some REAL parenting when she pulled herself out of that line and took the child to the side and spanked him. You just don’t see people do that anymore and its a shame. You know that is why we have such horrible juvenile delinquents running around everywhere.

Huh just yesterday one of them came to my door, ignoring my no solicitors sign, and giving me some sob story about needing to raise money for his football team, he had a plastic tub full of candy bars. OH PLEEEEEASE, like i would buy candy bars off some dirty hoodlum who rang my bell. If he really was from a football team they should tell them to dress in nicer clothes when they go out begging…ughhhh.”

The companion then said, “Oh Abby SHUT UP!”

In Target:

3 year old girl: “I’m tired.”

her mother: ignores her, and continues talking into her blue tooth

3year old girl: “mama, I’m tired and my legs hurt.”

her mother: ignores her, still chatting on the blue tooth

3 year old girl: ” mama………..mamaaa MY LEGS REALLY HURT!”

her mother: “uh huh, thats nice honey” back to the blue tooth

3year old girl: sits on her butt in the isle, screams at her mom, “I can’t walk.”

her mother: had just got off the blue tooth and says, ” OH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING?” She then swoops the child up violently and tosses her in the cart, and says, “there now shut up retard.”

Oh these people are making it so hard to not place judgment. I want so bad to speak up, to help, to do anything to bring a different feeling to these situations. Normally I would. Normally I am able to bring things around to a more pleasant experience for all.  I wonder how long I am going to be in need of keeping my mouth shut and just listening and observing. It’s killing me.  I am starting to feel better. I have a healthy grasp of my role in the world again, but a few more days will still be good for me.

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